WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
(Source: averagefairy, via cataround)
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
when they say the name of the movie in the movie
The things I send my friends