Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how i do it….
i have been waiting 50 years for this post
(Source: , via electro--magnetic)
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
i have one or two passwords for everything if you figured them out you could probably take over my life
i found this inappropriately hilarious and i want one.
LOL OH MY FUCKING GOD
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys