“My heart is an unmade bed;
it might look messy, but I swear
it’s a safe place to rest.”
—Moriah Pearson (via trustocean)
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have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit
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When someone calls me attractive
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ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war
when u walk past somebody attractive and u make eye contact and they smile those moments are nice
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
*makes no effort to speak to you* date me